Replace: Maybe with inevitability, Stroke the Cat has launched on the PS Store, suggesting there are many extra petting Platinums to return. A fast look at Exophase confirms the Trophies are equivalent to Stroke the Dog. No sh*t, Sherlock!
Personally, we’re wanting ahead to this sequence venturing exterior of the home animals class. Like, Stroke the Porcupine could be entertaining, would not it?
Unique Story: As you already know, the PS Store has change into overrun with low-cost and cheerful Platinum Trophy video games. However right here’s an actual stat padding launch: Stroke the Dog. At simply £3.29/$3.99, the discharge has an eye-watering 71 Trophies so that you can unlock – and all it is advisable do is, properly, stroke the canine roughly 2,000 instances.
“Canine: man’s (or lady’s) finest good friend,” the blurb reads. “We aren’t all fortunate sufficient to have one, however that ought to not imply that you aren’t getting to stroke one everytime you like. Get an actual life but not truly actual pet in your entrance room or bed room, or lavatory, or kitchen, wherever you have got your TV. Stroke it as many instances as you need, then stroke it some extra. Loosen up with a canine.”
You’ll get a Bronze Trophy for each 25 pets or so, permitting you to considerably bolster the dimensions of your digital show case. We suppose this was at all times the pure subsequent step for smaller builders seeking to revenue from Trophy collectors: we’ve already had the simple Platinums, however now it’s time for groups to cram as many gongs into their titles as doable.
Nonetheless, we suppose stroking a canine is a trifle extra satisfying than tapping a mayonnaise jar.